Re-watching the first episode of Sherlock and it’s at the part where he’s beating the corpse with the riding crop and my mother is like WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING??
And I’m like he’s beating that corpse.
She just looked at me and then went back to her room.
Just spending a long night with a bag of chips and my lover, Netflix
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
accepting your attraction to yet another fictional character
[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
You go, boy.
u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony.
did you mean sims
If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me
HARRY’S A WIZARD
KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE
TAG YOUR SPOILERS!
things i dont need in my life:
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube